Mashed Potato Time

Things between us here at Possible Elitists High on Coffee and Cloves have been a little tense lately. Also, the Pipe Bomb Cigarettes are on hiatus. After recording a twelfth take of the 19-minute supertrack "How Do You Congratulate Robots for Performing Shockingly Mundane Tasks?" failed to live up to my expectations, I had a bit of a breakdown. So, to get things back on the right track, I have the following proposition for the Cat: We should form a duo called the Potato Pistols. You can be Sid Vichyssoise and I'll be Johnny Au Gratin. What do you say?