History lesson part VIII

Holly stretches the truth. She's a fucking corndog. Here's the real track listing for that mix CD:

1. D.'s Car Jam/Anxious Mo-Fo - Minutemen
2. Theatre Is the Life of You - Minutemen
3. Viet Nam - Minutemen
4. Cohesion - Minutemen
5. It's Expected I'm Gone - Minutemen
6. #1 Hit Song - Minutemen
7. Two Beads at the End - Minutemen
8. Do You Want New Wave or Do You Want the Truth? - Minutemen
9. Don't Look Now - Minutemen
10.Shit from an Old Notebook - Minutemen
11.Nature Without Man - Minutemen
12.One Reporters Opinion - Minutemen
13.Mike's Car Jam/Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing - Minutemen
14.Maybe Partying Will Help - Minutemen
15.Toadies - Minutemen
16.Retreat - Minutemen
17.The Big Foist - Minutemen
18.God Bows to Math - Minutemen
19.Corona - Minutemen
20.The Glory of Man - Minutemen
21.Take 5, D. - Minutemen
22.My Heart and the Real World - Minutemen
23.History Lesson, Pt. II - Minutemen
24.George's Car Jam/You Need the Glory - Minutemen
25.The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts - Minutemen
26.Mr. Robot's Holy Orders - Minutemen
27.West Germany - Minutemen
28.The Politics of Time - Minutemen
29.Themselves - Minutemen
30.Please Don't Be Gentle With Me - Minutemen
31.Nothing Indeed - Minutemen
32.No Exchange - Minutemen
33.There Ain't Shit on T.V. Tonight - Minutemen
34.This Ain't No Picnic - Minutemen
35.Spillage - Minutemen
36.Untitled Song for Latin America - Minutemen
37.Jesus and Tequila - Minutemen
38.June 16th - Minutemen
39.Storm in My House - Minutemen
40.Martin's Story - Minutemen
41.Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love - Minutemen
42.Doctor Wu - Minutemen
43.Little Man with a GUn in His Hand - Minutemen
44.The World According to Nouns - Minutemen
45.Love Dance/Three Car Jam - Minutemen

Anyone who thinks this is just the original Double Nickels On the Dime album by The Minutemen should shut it. No one asked you. There are a lot of rules to making a good mix CD, but since you don't talk about fight club I can't really go into it. Besides, all my mix CD tips were intercepted by NSA spies. :-(