The Empire Strikes Back

This photo was lifted from the Drudge Report, May 2nd, 12:57AM.

Matt Drudge reports:

Paris Hilton eager to make leap from globetrotting sex kitten to savvy business titan. 'I'm glad I got the partying out my system when I was young, because now I'm so over it and I can focus on my career,' Hilton said. 'Now I'm trying to build an empire'... DEVELOPING.

The incomparable Drudge must've been reading this very blog! Plus, this headless whoresman got the date wrong. It was April 13th.