The Coal Miner's Daughter

Happy Birthday to our favorite menstrual minstrel here at Possible Elitists High on Coffee and Cloves: Sissy Spacek! Today we rest to celebrate your 55 years on this Mortal Coil. As we unwrap presents and slothfully indulge in pagan rituals at your expense, we will also be merry and drink a margarita for Jimmy Buffett and get sexy with the white Sade, Dido, who both share the same birthday as our Immortal Pinky Rose.