Break on Through (To the Other Side)

Here Here (not to be confused with the Radiohead song "There There"): my selection for WORST STAPLER EVER goes to:

http://www.virtualstapler.com

In my next post, I will relate some bad news. I'll have to tell you about my disastrous date with the Right-Wing Diva Ann Coulter. She may be conservative, but she ain't no prude (just ask Turtledaub!) -- I mean, what's she doin' with me? My French-Canadian accent and chest-pounding emotion indeed make me much sexier than Mary Cheney.