Love is the Drug

Fortunately, one of the reasons for P.Kitty's recent disappearing act did NOT happen to involve bestial-necrophilia. A 20-year old man from Wisconsin was recently arrested for having sex with a deer. Insert witty pun here. Now, what makes this all the more newsworthy is that the deer was dead. Kinky. The defendant's lawyer, Frederic Anderson, is claiming that no crime was committed because Wisconsin does not have a statute that clearly delineates if having sex with a dead deer constitutes sex with a deer because it is dead. First off, I want this lawyer. This guy is a real genius. His loophole-identification skills are top-notch. Second, he is a pure romantic. He truly believes that LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS. And there's some story in the news about the Democrats wrangling over some position that nobody cares about. This is the real news. LOVE CONQUERS ALL.

Also, speaking of Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Borat Sagdiyev, a recent poll in the Washington Post Express asked readers if the victims of Borat's pranks should sue the performance artist/comedian for damages. Fortunately, DC readers are sharp (at least this time they are) and 75% said NO. If his "victims" are dumb enough to be their unfiltered selves in front of a stranger just because there is a camera nearby, then they deserve all the embarrassment they get.