Beliefs
A surefire story for The Daily Show's "This Week in God" segment, there is a new article that suggests 42% of Americans are sure that God exists. 76% of Protestants, 64% of Catholics and 30% of Jews are certain there is a God (a God that is either male, female, asexual or hermaphroditic). Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought having faith meant actually believing in it.
posted by holly go-heavily @ 12:47 PM
3 Comments:
HA! I find the statistics interesting.
30% of Jews are certain there is a God. The percentage would be higher if Jews hadn't been killed and persecuted throughout history.
64% of Catholics are certain there is a God. More of them would be certain if the face of the Virgin Mary popped up in more bran muffins across the world.
76% of Protestants are certain there is a God. The other 24% of them are too busy making money to care. Have I mentioned that "The 700 Club" is probably the best show on television? It's genius.
I'm sure that god exists. I'm him.
lurv ya!
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