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Because of recent events, many Republicans running for congressional seats have had to change their campaign strategy. Congressman Eric Cantor of Virginia, take my professional advice. This should be your new campaign slogan:
Reasons to re-elect Congressman Cantor in 2006:
1. Will not raise your taxes
2. Will not cut and run from Iraq
3. WILL NOT HAVE I.M. SEX WITH UNDERAGE BOYS!!!!
posted by holly go-heavily @ 8:03 AM
2 Comments:
This made me laugh out loud.
It would work really well on those lawn signs, you know.
Eric Cantor, like Holly, is a George Washington University alumnus!
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