Monday, October 17, 2005

Gizzogle pt. II

Thanks to a certain website called www.googlism.com, I have learned quite a few things about Holly today:

holly is very susceptible to fungus stains

holly is a hot amateur adult model who enjoys voyeurism

holly is believed to frighten off witches and protect the home from thunder and lightning

holly is a goddess with a voice like snow

And Holly, as a message to you (Rudy), I want you to stop your messing around and think of your future. Get a job. Googlisms has some advice for that perennial interview question: "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

holly is a broadleaf evergreen

holly is a tree of many surprises

You can only imagine what googlism has to say about our friend Ann Coulter. Well, don't wonder too long. Follow this link.

1 Comments:

Blogger The Paper Cat said...

Holly, allow me to apologize and clarify. When I said "holly is believed to frighten off witches and protect the home from thunder and lightning", you should probalby realize that the last part meant that you protect people from songs by lite-rockers Chicago.

October 19, 2005 5:25 PM  

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