Sugar

Cake is wonderful. So is T-Bone steak. Therefore, the idea of a T-Bone Cake gives Holly total nipple-boners (or a massive heart attack). Check this out:

http://www.velcrohead.com/vashti/baking/meatcake/

Mashed potato icing and the all-important inclusion of Worcestershire Sauce? Amazing!!! This is more titillating than the news of Mel Gibson's recent run-in with the law. Not only will the people who considered The Passion of the Christ (2004) anti-semitic feel vindicated by his drunken tirade, they will also respect his drunken male chauvinism, when he drunkenly referred to a female police officer as "Sugartits" in his state of drunkenness.

Let the gorging commence.