EVIL EVIL EVIL

Holly Go-Heavily is using her iTunes for evil today. I created a Slayer playlist.



Right now, their soulful ballad "War Ensemble" is playing. Ah ... feel the Dark Lord do the robot over your dancefloor face!

Speaking of the devil



Ann Coulter's latest book, Godless: the Church of Liberalism, came out today. Once again, Coulter's absolute, unquestionable genius is on display. You would have to go to a Fundamentalist Christian hotbed like Cornell University (as she did) to theorize that liberalism is "like a religion" for liberals. Wow ... I never, EVER, thought that religion and ideology had anything in common--being systems of belief and all. What a breakthrough, Ann.

One thing that Ann never tells the talk shows (she only says this stuff to me when Michelle Malkin and a bottle of Ketel One are around, and we've, uh, well, let's just say that I don't kiss/chew/peg-and-tell) is that she is godless too. She is one of those Ivy League conservatives that plays to the hopes and fears of the Christian conservatives in the US, though she (secretly) hates them. You'll never find her at a Waffle House in Kentucky on a Sunday at noon after church, that's for sure. She's usually too hung over to go to church on Sunday anyway. It's more like conservatism and cocktail parties are her church. Crazy. Maybe somebody should call up Al Franken and tell him I've got his next book idea. Join Holly, the Paper Cat and Ann Coulter in saying "Hail Satan" on this day of our Dark Lord 06-06-06.