The Sacred Words of Praise, "HAIL SATAN"

Mark (of the beast) your calendars, my minions. Tuesday, June 6, is going to be a special day, the kind of day that only comes around once every hundred years. That date will be 06-06-06, or, the mark of the unholy one. As a result, some people are starting to worry.

However, if you feel like celebrating this evil occasion, Holly recommends partaking in the National Day of Slayer, where evil will reign supreme together with the soothing sounds of Tom Araya's vocals and the dueling Mephistos of the electric guitar: Kerry King and Jeff Hannemann. And, if you are truly inspired, borrow an idea from the people organizing the National Day of Slayer: "Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer."

To make this date even more special, that same Tuesday, if you need some evil reading material, m'lady Ann Coulter's new book Godless: the Church of Liberalism will be released. Coincidence?

[now playing on the PEHOCAC groovebox: Sun Ra and His Astro-Infinity Arkestra, "Lemuria" (1969)]